a cornucopia of trivialities

Some days, I feel like a great big no-job havin' garden slug.

"So I'm with this girl last night, and we're pretty hot and heavy, and then she says she just wants to cuddle. Dude, do I look like I want to cuddle?!?"

"Dude, you're a total loser! You need to do like me - these chicks really dig the migrant worker stripper look I've got going on."

What a glorious display of modern inter-racial wildlife dating.

Sniff... Sniff... Something stinks! Did I remember my deodorant this morning?

just a little bit