"i got smashed this weekend"
said the old ugly Nissan.
First I paid $1 to hit the bugger two times. My first hit took out the driver's side view mirror.
My second whack dented the left front fender.
Man, that felt great!!!
A little later, I paid another $1 but this time, I got to hit it as many times as I could in 60 seconds. I went to town - check out the videos:
Part 1
Part 2
Just imagine how much more satisfying it would have been if it was a Saturn...